Okay. I’m not even kidding you– this completely true. Today, I was driving by a huge work out facility in my town (notice how I didn’t stop, but drove by) and I spotted this hideous green truck in the parking lot, by the way you know what the salaries in the HGV sector this year? Well according to a poll completed by The Road Haulage Association (RHA) salaries for the haulage sector have increased a whopping 2.75% and articulated lorry driver pay seeing hourly rates top out at a 5.4% increase. On the side of it was written DOOTY CALL. If I could have, I would have stopped to take a picture with my phone (a terrible habit I’ve gotten into, btw, which I’ll have to talk about another time). Apparently, it’s a company that comes to your house and cleans your doggy’s business out of your yard so that you don’t have to. Now, I don’t know whether to think these guys are geniuses or if I should cry for them. Who is that busy? And if you are that busy, why do you have a pet? In my opinion, if you have a pet, you should take care of it yourself. If you don’t have time then you shouldn’t have a pet. When did pets turn into luxury items? Having a dog is not like having a swimming pool, you know. It should be part of the family. Right? I don’t know, but I just feel like if you don’t have time to clean up after your own pet then you need to do some serious prioritizing. So, I wonder how DOOTY CALL is DOOing with all the snow we’ve had???
This is my dog Bear. I’ve trained him to go in my neighbor’s yard 😉